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Working titles

Now that I’m 40 I think it might be time to write my memoir. After all, I have a few decades of experience to share along with some wisdom and knowledge and truth bombs (that’s the term the kids are using these days, right?).

But what to name it? I have a few working titles:

Where’d I Park My Car?: A Life in 50 Parking Lots

Inspiration: My Life Between Sneezes

Hiding in the Bathroom: 47 Ways to Get Some Damn Peace

I Conquered Laundry Mountain: Great Achievements of the 90s-Now

That’s Where That Went!: Things I’ve Found in My Bra

Sure, I Like Her (and Other Lies I’ve Told)

I’m Not a Joiner: Tips for Avoiding the PTA

Wear Those Pants All Week and Don’t Wash Your Hair: A Style Guide for Moms

Carpool Confessions

Cereal, Grilled Cheese, and Chips: A Weeknight Cookbook

What do you think? What would you name your memoir?

15 Comments

  1. Ashley The Wandering Weekenders

    I personally love the one about hiding in the bathroom when you’re trying to get some peace and quiet!

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  2. kathy @ more coffee, less talky

    Mine would be “the art of not giving a fuck” but someone already stole that title. Rude.

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  3. Audrey

    I would read all of these books but my favorite title is “Sure, I Like Her (and Other Lies I’ve Told)”- hahaha!
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  4. Lauren

    OMG Sure I Like Her is my personal favorite, followed closely by I’m Not a Joiner. Mine would have to convey that I probably don’t like people, unless I like them, in which case I really like them. I’ll work on it.

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  5. Stephanie

    LOL Things I’ve Found in My Bra is my favorite, I have to say. I connect with that one on a personal level! But they’re all fabulous. I might have to steal this post idea some day 🙂
    (I haven’t read or commented on yesterday’s post, but I’m sorry for your loss. I’m still mentally preparing myself for the cry fest that will come with reading.)

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  6. Rebecca Jo

    These are hilarious!
    Tips for avoiding the PTA makes me think of that show American Housewife 🙂 haha
    I love the bra one too… I did that just yesterday, took it off for my bath & had crumbs that I have no idea where they came from since they didnt look like anything I ate for the day. Who knows.

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  7. Tanya @ A Mindful Migration

    Wear Those Pants All Week and Don’t Wash Your Hair: A Style Guide for Moms is my favorite because #truth. Left to my own devices, my weeknight cookbook would be: Frozen Pizza, Spaghettios and Cinnamon Toast. And I’m not kidding about the spaghettios. They are gross and yet opening a can and plopping the contents into a bowl is all I can do some nights. And I do not feel ashamed. But maybe a little embarrassed because it’s spaghettios. 😀 Titles for my memoir would be: How To Get Fat Without Trying or Unmade Bed: A Cry for Help or Genius Decision and finally, I Can’t Remember if I Changed My Underwear. 😀

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  8. kristen

    i would totally buy all of these, but especially yhe cookbook. ha! yum. i can’t think of anything for my own memoir, probably something about all the things i didn’t do in between all the books i read.

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  9. Nadine

    Thing’s I’ve Found in My Bra sounds like my LIFE! Sure, I Like Her cracked me up so hard. I am not sure what I would name my memoir. Probably something like Is it Still Acceptable to Wear Sandals or I Don’t Know, Where Do You Want to Eat.
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  10. Kristin Darhower

    I like the PTA and cookbook ones.
    Mine would be “The forced-to-be social army wife”

    Side note: your post about Dobie was sad and beautifully written. Definitely made me tear up. I hope you’re on your way to feeling at peace about it :/

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  11. Donna Freedman

    As someone who had chili and cereal for supper, I vote for the cookbook.
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  12. SMD

    Love them all, so hard to choose. LOLOL

    I am the worst with titles unless they are these kinds of titles.

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  13. Allison Arnone

    Anti-social Butterfly – a memoir
    F*ck It, I’m Going Shopping – a memoir
    Always Inconvenienced and Irritated- a memoir
    I Was Gonna Do That Thing But…Nah – a memoir
    Ranting Through Life- a memoir
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  14. Kay

    hahaha things I found in my bra – I could use that title too

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  15. Femme Frugality

    Things I’ve Found in My Bra gets my number one vote. Hilarious! And also real life.
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