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This week in…: The fifth one of 2016

February 5, 2016 by Jana 16 Comments

Short recap. Let’s do it.

this week

Show Us Your Books is this Tuesday, 2/9/16. Title of my post? What the fuck did I just read? Because literally every book I read last month had me asking that question.

After I quit Owen Meany, I finished Crank, Pretty Girls, and Tampa. Currently reading Violent Ends. Requested an ARC of Taylor Jenkins Reid’s new book and I’m waiting on that. Have 7 books on hold at the library. We’ll see what comes of that.

Thanks to a free trial of Showtime, I watched Billions (get on that show if you can) and Brotherhood (an older show that’s also on Amazon Prime). I have not yet gotten around to watching the OJ Simpson miniseries on FX. Has anyone watched it? Is it any good?

Made not one new recipe this week unless you count chicken thighs marinated in balsamic fig salad dressing in the crockpot. I do not because it’s not much different than the normal way I make that particular dish.

Had a book proposal accepted. Sure, it’s with the company I work for but I’m publishing a book. It’s not the one I’ve been working on, it’s a different one, nonfiction, but yay for me!

Decided to give up Paleo coffee creamer in favor of the natural ones from Coffeemate. I just can’t do the coconut milk in my coffee anymore. I don’t like it no matter how much I try.

Broke up with my daughter’s pediatrician for a number of reasons. Specifically, they changed doctors in the practice without letting us know and the doctor they wanted us to have sucks and then tried to cancel our appointment last minute thinking it was okay and all of that is a big fat no. So we decided to change doctors. Best choice ever.

Found out The Duggars are supposedly coming back to TV. So many angry faces. WHY, TLC, WHY? I feel betrayed by you except I’m not entirely unsurprised. Money makes people do strange things.

No nonwork related internet reads this week. Sorry. I’ve been reading about the Flint water crisis, though, and I’m pretty sure that’s too much of  downer for a Friday (but seriously, read up on it if you haven’t. It’s some scary shit).

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Wish us luck as we have our first competition with the new gym on Sunday! And the child’s BFF is coming with us. We’ve never had to manage another child at one of these things. #onlychildparentproblems

Have a great weekend! See you Tuesday for all of your book posts!

 

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This week in…: the third one in 2016

January 22, 2016 by Jana 13 Comments

this week

  • Finished Fortune Smiles and mostly done with Bootstrapper. Still plugging away at Owen Meany but he and I have a date during this snowy weekend. Show Us Your Books is on February 9th and Steph and I have something special launching that day, too. *cue mystery music*
  • Watched DC’s Legends of Tomorrow because Wentworth Miller. That is all. Literally. That’s the only reason I watched it. Comic books shows and movies can suck it. Except this one. Because Wentworth Miller.
  • Dean Bakopoulos and his wife (who is also an author and whose book I am waiting for from the library because when your favorite author is married to an author, you read her books, too) followed me on Instagram so clearly we’re besties for life now. Oh? You don’t follow me? You want to be awesome like Dean B.? Go follow me then. I post a lot of dog and book pictures. You’ve been warned.
  • Didn’t cook anything new or exciting this week. Probably won’t over the weekend either because snow makes me even lazier (if that’s possible).
  • RIP Glenn Frey. It’s making me sad how many artists are dying right now so I’m pleading with you, Billy Joel, all the members of Rush, and a few others whose names are escaping my head right now: be careful out there. PLEASE.
  • Rant and prolific use of the “f” word ahead: Dear sick fucks who think it’s funny to send robocalls with bomb threats to elementary schools, What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously? Kids? What the hell did they do to you? They’re just doing what they’re supposed to be doing which is going to school and learning. How fucking dare you make them scared to be in one of the few places they should feel 100% safe. How dare you put that stress on teachers and parents. How dare you ever make a 9 year old cry on her couch, not wanting to go to school because she’s terrified something might happen to her. I don’t know what your motivation is, you fucking cowards, but knock it the fuck off. It’s not funny or crafty or even remotely amusing. It’s also a fucking felony. I hope you enjoy prison when you’re caught, you pieces of shit, and I hope that the terror you feel locked in a cell is even remotely close to what you’re doing to these kids. Because THAT would be justice.
  • Speaking of justice, you know I had to bring up Making a Murderer again, right? Well, here’s a great piece in the New Yorker about how it went wrong (it’s an interesting perspective) and trust me on the next one, a video interview with Ken Kratz. Take 8 minutes and watch it. You will NOT be sorry.
  • Internet reads not about MAM: 80 books every person should read, a list from Esquire magazine that they published only in response to the backlash they received for their first list, 80 books every man should read. It’s a men’s magazine so while the original list might have lacked diversity, it went for their target audience. I get it. This list of the most anticipated nonfiction books of 2016. As a nonfiction fan, I will be all over some of them. Especially the one by Tig Notaro. And one more bookish link for you, this weird one from Book Riot from someone who seems to be attempting to enjoy short stories by making herself read them (this topic is a post unto itself). I’ve been reading short stories lately and they are hit or miss but you must put Nickolas Butler’s Beneath the Bonfire on your TBR even if you don’t like short stories that much because really, you just need to be reading his books.
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Have a great weekend, guys! I’ll be snowed into my house, working on some things and reading and napping and dogsitting our favorite dachshund who thankfully gets along with our dogs. See you on Tuesday!

 

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Judging Covers with The Husband, fifth edition

January 19, 2016 by Jana 24 Comments

This entry is part 5 of 11 in the series Judging Covers

Book haul=judging covers. And this time the child wanted in on the action.

Let’s see how they did.

Book #1: Pretty Girls by Karen Slaughterpretty girls

The child says: It’s about someone who gets killed and the find the necklace at the bottom of the ocean. And they’re pretty. And they’re a girl.

The Husband says: Oh! Lee Child! That’s the guy I read! (This was said in response to an endorsement on the cover). Me: That’s your answer? The Husband: No. The book is about some bitch who’s gonna die.

Goodreads says: More than twenty years ago, Claire and Lydia’s teenaged sister Julia vanished without a trace. The two women have not spoken since, and now their lives could not be more different. Claire is the glamorous trophy wife of an Atlanta millionaire. Lydia, a single mother, dates an ex-con and struggles to make ends meet. But neither has recovered from the horror and heartbreak of their shared loss—a devastating wound that’s cruelly ripped open when Claire’s husband is killed.

The disappearance of a teenage girl and the murder of a middle-aged man, almost a quarter-century apart: what could connect them? Forming a wary truce, the surviving sisters look to the past to find the truth, unearthing the secrets that destroyed their family all those years ago . . . and uncovering the possibility of redemption, and revenge, where they least expect it.

Book #2: Crank by Ellen Hopkins

crankThe child says: It looks creepy. Someone dying and a monster.

The Husband says: I think it’s pretty obvious. Someone is going to be doing some drugs. A teacher who gets high on crank. Because the white letters on a black background means it’s a blackboard.

Goodreads says: …Ellen Hopkins chronicles the turbulent and often disturbing relationship between Kristina, a character based on her own daughter, and the “monster,” the highly addictive drug crystal meth, or “crank.” Kristina is introduced to the drug while visiting her largely absent and ne’er-do-well father. While under the influence of the monster, Kristina discovers her sexy alter-ego, Bree: “there is no perfect daughter, / no gifted high school junior, / no Kristina Georgia Snow. / There is only Bree.” Bree will do all the things good girl Kristina won’t, including attracting the attention of dangerous boys who can provide her with a steady flow of crank.

Book #3: Skippy Dies by Paul Murrayskippy dies

The child says: It’s about someone named Skippy and he dies at the end and it’s funny.

The Husband says: Skippy dies. Via Slinky.

Goodreads says: Ruprecht Van Doren is an overweight genius whose hobbies include the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence. Daniel ‘Skippy’ Juster is his roommate. In Seabrook College for Boys, nobody pays either of them much attention. But when Skippy falls for Lori, all kinds of people take an interest including Carl, the school psychopath.

Book #4: The Woman Who Stole My Life by Marian Keyes

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The child says: It’s about a boy who lives in NYC and he comes across a woman who he starts dating but she kills him.

The Husband says: Probably about a person who is unhappy with their life and sees someone who is happy and decides “that’s for me!”. Like a chick version of The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Goodreads says: In her own words, Stella Sweeney is just “an ordinary woman living an ordinary life with her husband and two teenage kids,” working for her sister in their neighborhood beauty salon. Until one day she is struck by a serious illness, landing her in the hospital for months.

After recovering, Stella finds out that her neurologist, Dr. Mannix Taylor, has compiled and self-published a memoir about her illness. Her discovery comes when she spots a photo of the finished copy in an American tabloid—and it’s in the hands of the vice president’s wife! As her relationship with Dr. Taylor gets more complicated, Stella struggles to figure out who she was before her illness, who she is now, and who she wants to be while relocating to New York City to pursue a career as a newly minted self-help memoirist.

Book #5: Fortune Smiles by Adam Johnsonfortune smiles

The child says: Someone who is an orphan and wants to get a lot of money and he gets his fortune and it involves a tiger.

The Husband says: Well, it’s obvious that it’s stories. So those stories are about scratch off lottery tickets, a sports team mascot, and maybe it’s about making money as a mascot.

Goodreads says: These brand new stories from Johnson are typically comic and tender, absurd and totally universal. In post-Katrina Louisiana, a young man and his new girlfriend search for the mother of his son. In Palo Alto, a computer programmer whose wife has a rare disease finds solace in a digital copy of the recently assassinated President. In contemporary Berlin a former Stasi agent ponders his past.

And in “Interesting Facts”, a woman with cancer rages against the idea of her family without her.

Jana says: I think he did a good job this month. I sense a slight improvement in his judging skills. Either that, or the covers are just more obvious. It’s definitely one of those. And as for the child, she thinks every single book is somehow about death which means she knows her mama’s choices very, very well.

 

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Show Us Your Books–the Month of Meh

January 12, 2016 by Jana 61 Comments

Did you see our beautiful new button, courtesy of Steph? It was time this linkup, the day our TBRs explode, got a new look, wasn’t it?

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I’d hope to start off the first 2016 edition of Show Us Your Books with some amazing, incredible, YOU MUST ADD THESE TO YOUR TRB RIGHT NOW books. But alas, I don’t. Because of all the books I read last month, the highest I rated a book was 4 stars and that was being generous. The 7 I read weren’t bad enough to quit but not good enough that I couldn’t put them down. Which made me sad because one was Fates and Furies.

Let’s talk about that one first and go from there (if you’re new to our little linkup, I’m wordy. There’s a TL;DR summary at the end, right before the list).

Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff. I was SO EXCITED to read this book after all I’d heard about it. The president picked it as his favorite book of 2016 for fuck’s sake. And then I started reading it. And my excitement dwindled almost instantly. It was such an average book. I did not find one thing special about it, unless you count the fact that Lauren Groff also wrote the plays that are featured in the book. The two main characters, husband Lotto and wife Mathilde, are two of the biggest assholes I’ve read, I cared absolutely nothing about either of them and it was a completely average, sad marriage. Lotto’s narcissism was maddening to read and thankfully, once we got to Mathilde’s portion of the book, the story improved exponentially. It’s actually what kept me going to the end. The study of their marriage was interesting but as far as books I’d recommend highly, this is not one of them.

Infinite Home by Kathleen Alcott. This was another one I could not wait to read. I’d had in on my list for awhile and the library finally cooperated. I first started it and thought “wow, this author reminds me a lot of the chick who wrote You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine”, and that was a big fat DNF (oddly enough, she thanked Alexandra Kleeman in the acknowledgements so it kind of makes sense that I had that thought) since I hated everything about that book. However. This was had enough interesting characters and the plotlines were enough to make me want to keep reading to the end. It was a slow read because her pretentious writing style plucked all my nerves but not enough I wanted to throw the book against a wall. So that’s good.

After You by Jojo Moyes. Me Before You made me cry so many tears and started me on a binge read of Jojo Moyes, who is definitely my kind of author. And as far as sequels go, this one didn’t suck. The strength of her writing definitely carried the story more than the story itself. Louisa is not unlikeable, and her grief is definitely palpable throughout the story. But there was just so much going on. Too much. Dizzying amounts of plotlines. They all fit together but the support group, teenage girl who I can’t say much more about without ruining a big part of the book, a new love interest/boyfriend, family issues…too much. I get that it’s a reflection of actual life but for a 400-ish page book, it just felt rushed.

The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo. I chose to read this book because I’d heard mixed opinions about it and I wanted to form my own. I do not have a problem with decluttering (when I’m not too lazy to actually do it); in fact, clutter increases my anxiety so I do what I can to keep the crap at bay all the time. And if you want to learn how to declutter and need a step by step process, this book is for you. For me, though, it was too fucking weird. Like, I do not, nor will I ever, thank my purse for the “hard work” it does for me during the day (no joke, she suggests talking to your stuff like it’s sentient. Nope, nope, nope. I’m not talking to shoes. I’ve got one foot in the crazy house; I don’t need to give my family reason to actually put me there). I also found her superior attitude a bit offputting but I’m hoping that’s just the way it came across in the translation and it’s not the way she actually is. I like her point that you should surround yourself with the things that matter and get rid of the stuff that doesn’t but still. I wasn’t blown away by her advice. Probably because I’m not her target audience.

American Salvage and Mothers, Tell Your Daughters by Bonnie Jo Campbell. These were collections of short stories, all about the people we pretend we don’t see or don’t want to think exist. People who are poor, rural poor. People who do meth (lots of people who do meth. This author REALLY likes that particular drug as a plot point). People who are lonely, abandoned, depressed. Women who are abused and cheated on and dying. And her stories are well written and some of them are quite good. The problem with her writing, though, is that her plots and character types are very repetitive. In fact, I’m having trouble recalling one specific story over another because they all sort of bled together. Except the titular story for Mothers, Tell Your Daughters because the lady who narrated that story mentioned 3 separate times that she drowned kittens. I hate her.

Refund: Stories by Karen E. Bender. What drew me to this collection of short stories was the financial/personal finance aspect that was advertised. Not falsely, I need to say, but not exactly accurate, either. There were some stories based around debt and job loss and recession, but there was one story with a woman teaching in an impoverished school that was put on lockdown and then she took one student to a sea turtle hospital or something like that and it was all very weird. She’s a good writer and I’d be willing to give her another chance, even if I didn’t love all the stories in this collection. It started off strong and then dwindled. Kind of like SNL does each episode. I also think she might be getting an unfair assessment from me as this was the 3rd consecutive short story collection I read and I might have had short story fatigue.

I did notice this about my choices this month: all the books not for work were written by women. So that’s cool.

TL; DR–I read a bunch of average, meh books this month. There’s not one I feel you must add to your list but a couple popular, trendy ones that you should read to form your own opinions. Specifically, Fates and Furies, The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up, and After You.

Now it’s your turn! Bloggers, link up with what you read. Nonbloggers or forgetful bloggers, leave a comment with your favorite reads of last month. And don’t forget to visit a few new to you bloggers to keep with the spirit of the linkup!

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This week in…:First of 2016

January 8, 2016 by Jana 18 Comments

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This post his post coming to you straiget from my iPhone as I patiently wait for my daughter to finish cheer practice.

  • Finished book #1 for Erin’s challenge (Mothers, Tell Your Daughters by Bonnie Jo Campbell), another book of short stories and a book for work. Started A Prayer for Owen Meany and reserved two more. Full books recap this Tuesday for Show Us Your Books.
  • Watched the return of American Crime. Contemplating researching Making a Murderer. Still need to finish Narcos and Master of None. 
  • Made several delicious dishes. Most specifically, this one for sweet and sticky chicken. It’s grain free and mostly Paleo but those who are skeptical, don’t be. The husband has asked me to make 90 pounds of it. It’s that good.
  • Read almost nothing on the Internet that isn’t the Making a Murderer rabbit hole. I have never seen a miscarriage of justice quite like this case. Even if you think they’re guilty, you cannot say that the questioning of Brandon was at all ethical and the police didn’t mishandle the evidence and that the trial wasn’t ridiculous and that there’s a bit of lying and covering up going on somewhere.
  • Got way too excited that Mike Piazza chose to go into the Hall of Fame as a Met. This doesn’t quite forgive Daniel Murphy for signing with the Nationals, but I’ll take it.
  • Witnessed some neighborhood drama. Since we’re third parties I won’t discuss details but I have a feeling it’s going to get very ugly. I don’t like that.
  • Won at adulting by doing 7 loads of laundry, start to finish, all in the same day.
  • Became overwhelmed with choices regarding what bookish gear to buy with some of my Christmas money. There’s so much of it, you guys. HOW DO I CHOOSE?!
  • Laughed at these:

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That’s all for the week. Relaxing, no stress weekend ahead. Hope it’s the same for you!

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