Note: Every detail in this post is derived from my answers to Buzzfeed quizzes. I figured it’d be a good use of my responses and not at all a reason to waste a whole lot of time taking those quizzes. I love these answers because approximately 99% of the answers are so ridiculous I seriously can’t stand it.
Jana passed away at Seattle Grace Hospital, in surgery, not at the age of 54 as her musical tastes dictate, but at the age she acts, 35. She worked as a lamplighter, was a member of The Sharks, and while she belonged living in a Great Plains state, she made her home in Los Angeles after spending time in Portland. She was surrounded by her family: father Jay, stepmother Gloria, siblings Manny, Phil, Claire, Cameron, and Mitch, and their children.
Jana graduated from a private high school before completing her undergraduate degree at Pennbrook College. Her friends remember her as a fully functioning adult with soulful brown eyes, a dark sense of humor, zero tolerance for bullshit, and an overwhelming knowledge of obscure 90s teen movies and an ability to name all the Duggars. She never let her short stature deter her from anything, specifically pursuing her soulmate, Nick Andopolis, investing in serial entrepreneur Tom Haverford’s contact lenses that display text messages, or getting along with the lovestruck ghost living in her room.
Despite her inability to carry on a conversation in Spanish, she loved to travel with her Hollywood BFF Sophia Loren, with whom she drank gin martinis and craft beer.
She will be missed by all who loved her, especially her alter ego, Montgomery.
I love love love this. Do you know I have a note on my phone with my answers to these quizzes? This is a genius way to share them. Funny too…Montgomery.
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LOL your alter ego name is cracking me up!!! Also, I love that Modern Family is your family! Buzzfeed can be so entertaining sometimes….
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The picture of my alter ego was of a tall black man, which makes it even better. I love Buzzfeed.
This is hysterical I love it!!! TOO FUNNY!
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Thanks! It’s so absurd, isn’t it?
Jana will definitely be missed.
This is one crazy “mad libs” kinda story. Sounds like a John Green book, which you can take as a positive or negative ;).
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Hmm.. How will I take that 🙂
This is funny! I love those BuzzFeed quizzes. I like how you belong to the Modern Family group!
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Me, too, because if I don’t belong to the Conners, I want to belong to the Pritchetts.
Hahaha this is awesome, I should start saving my quiz results!
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Yes! Do it! It’s fun.
Hahaha this is so clever! I definitely need to take more Buzzfeed quizzes though, I need to understand more of these results 😉
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I recommend spending some time doing that. Not a waste of time at all.
Is that a Ghost and Mrs Muir reference, or is there some other love struck ghost that is more recent that I know nothing about?
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No idea because I don’t know what that is but the quiz was about what kind of ghost haunts you.
Ghost and Mrs Muir was a 1947 movie and then a series in the late 60s. Never saw the series, but the movie was about a young widow and the ghost of a sea captain who lived in her house. They kind of fell in love, but then the ghost realized that if he wanted her to really be happy, he had to stop haunting her and let her fall in love with a living person, so he did and she did.
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Oh. Thanks for the clarification!
Ha, hilarious. Buzzfeed is a lot of fun.
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It really is.
i think i might be actually crying, this post made me laugh so hard. you’re a genius. love this. seriously some of the answers are ridiculous though.
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Thanks for being so sweet! Glad you got a good laugh.
OMG those are so random but kinda hilarious! Yes to 90’s teen movies all day! Teen Witch anyone?
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Teen Witch was 80s 🙂 Actually, this past Halloween, I pulled that up on YouTube and had the child watch it. She loved it, which made me happy.
This is the most awesome thing I’ve see today. So thanks!
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Thank YOU!
I about died laughing. What? haha
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