Remember when I posted my June goals? It seems like yesterday but really, it was a whole month ago. And in that 28 days, I did, well, pretty much nothing. Maybe not nothing but not really a whole lot either. Because this is kind of how I felt:
Let’s assess.
- Lose weight. My fat ass has a whole lot of pounds to lose and I did lose a couple of them this month. Not exactly sure how much because you know all that bloat and nonsense you carry around when you’re getting your period? Yeah, it made my end of the month weigh in depressing and probably inaccurate. So, I guess I can say I accomplished this one but not sure how well I accomplished it.
- Work on the couch 2 5k. Not quite up to the whole 5k but almost. Finishing up week 7 and I have to keep repeating days as I refuse to allow myself to move on until I can do a whole run without stopping and 25 straight minutes is HARD, y’all. We’ll call this goal accomplished but with prejudice.
- Essential oils. I did a ton of research and narrowed down the areas I’m going to use them in (insect repellent, aromatherapy-type stuff, and cleaning products) but I didn’t buy any. I can’t figure out which ones are good, which ones are bad, and honestly, they’re kind of an expensive commitment and I don’t want to pick the wrong ones. We’ll also call this one accomplished but with prejudice.
- Crochet potholder. Fuck crocheting. I’m done. I gave up spending any time and energy on something I just cannot do. Maybe I’ll try to find a different project as far as crocheting goes but a potholder or blanket or anything like that can seriously suck it. Failed this one with pride.
- Sew pillowcase. No excuse on this one except lack of planning. I could have made time to do it but didn’t. I need to get better with my schedule. Failed this with shame.
Alright, now that that’s out of the way, let’s move on to July. I don’t think I’ll be too ambitious because summer is in full swing and with my daughter home, it makes it a bit more difficult to work on time consuming projects. And rather than set myself up for failure, I’ll just back off the ambition.
- Lose weight. Same as last month, and probably a staple until I get to my goal weight. So let’s plan on this one as a staple goal for awhile.
- Complete couch 2 5k and run the race. The husband and I signed up for a 5k on July 19 and my goal is just to survive it. Because clearly I hate myself and purposefully sign up for my first race. In July.
- Bring back Pinterest project Tuesday. You know all those pins I have? I should probably actually do some of them. Then I can share what I did and amuse you all with my failures. Also, it’s a good way to keep my daughter busy.
- Outline my novel. I have long had a dream of being a published author, with my book sold in bookstores and doing a book tour and all that jazz. That’s not going to happen if I don’t write a book. But I have an idea. I just need to fine tune it and get writing.
- Host a linkup. I have this idea for a linkup (well, two actually but I’ll save one for August) and I want to roll it out. The premise is “Notes to My Teenage Self” and the idea is to write a letter to yourself at any age in your teen years about any topic you want–body image, money, career, friendships, relationships, etc. But it gets better! Then I want to take all your posts and compile them into an eBook. It’ll be available for free and first and then I’ll set a price, with proceeds donated to a charity TBD.
That’s all she wrote for my July goals. Completely doable and I’m hoping to be able to write “accomplished” next to all of these in August!
Good luck with the 5k. That is my favorite type of race because it’s fun, and over with quickly, and you usually get a beer at the end. 🙂 I’m trying not to get overly ambitious with goals this summer either. I want to kick back and enjoy it for once without worrying about feeling productive or not.
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As you know, I hate to run to this is a big deal that I’m actually doing it.
With my daughter at home, it’s just too hard to be productive and get anything significant done. I figure if I break it down to small goals, I’ll feel like I did something and it wasn’t a complete waste. But relaxation and enjoying time with her are definitely more important! It’s good to let the madness go for a bit.
I’ve been wanting to do a 5K. I’ve never done anything of that sort, and I have no endurance whatsoever so I would probably collapse (or just start walking). However, it’s something I want to try within the next year!
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It hasn’t been as bad as I though. I had the endurance from years of Zumba but it is a totally different exertion on my body. You can do it! Trust me, if I can, anyone can.
Accomplished with prejudice and failed with pride are the best commentary! Haha! I so tried to have very light goals for the summer since I knew I was just going to be really busy but lazy.
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Light goals seem to be common for the summer. It’s nice to see people slowing down and enjoying their summers.
I absolutely must start moving more and eating less of bad things. Must. This is ridiculous.
Hurrah for Pinterest Project. I was just thinking I need to look through my recipes on there today.
I need to write my Essential Oil post. I can talk to you about them if you want.
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I would love to talk to you about them. I’m so confused as to what brand to buy.
I’m going through my pins this week to decide which ones to do. Too many pins.
I never ever do Pintrest projects, I just like to pin them and imagine my lazy ass doing them.
I have a great book recommendation to help you outline your novel if you’re interested. I now know all about the perfect outline but lack a well formed idea. Summer is distracting so it won’t happen anytime soon either.
Where did you research essential oils? I am interested!
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I’d love the title of that book. Thanks!
I actually do a lot of the things I pin but I never blog about it. I think it’ll make for some interesting posts.
For the essential oils, tons of interest research and I read a book. The Encyclopedia of Essential Oils or something like that.
Girl, loosing weight will be my goal my whole life, I am afraid. Like, I just want to eat all of the bad things. I was all I need to not cheat the entire weekend…and what did I do this weekend? Three beers and a cheeseburger and fries later…fuck! Also, the husband wanted Sneaky Petes on Sunday and well….I cant go get Sneaky Petes for him and smell it the whole way home and not order some for myself, ya know?!
I think you need to do a post on essential oils..and so does Stephanie! Everyone share your secrets!!!
Good luck with the 5K! The only time you find me running in July is when I am running from my car to the building for air conditioning! LOL! Hence my fat ass probz!
Love the idea of your link up!
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It is a huge struggle for me. Like, MASSIVE. it’s ridiculous. I don’t mind the running so much because I do it inside, on the treadmill. I’m fairly certain I will pass out at the race.
As soon as I buy some, I will do a post. Promise!
I will so be virtually cheering you on during your 5K. Mr. C brought home a treadmill from my mother in law’s house yesterday. I can’t wait to start running again!
I’ve stopped pretending to do things around here as well. I don’t know why I think I can accomplish anything with three kids at home. 37 more days until school starts…
I love the link-up idea. My teenage years were so dark and twisty I’m scared of what kind of letter I might produce. Growing up motherless (as the result of your mother abandoning you) as a teenage daughter was rough, YO!
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I currently run on the treadmill. The race was motivation to start running after I quit the gym so I didn’t stop exercising. I will probably exclusively run on the treadmill because no one needs to see my fat ass running. It’s a public service, really.
Think of the post as a gateway to your memoir 🙂
Good luck with your new goals!
I couldn’t crotchet either.
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It’s a horrible activity. I’m glad I tried but really, I’m over it.
LOL at crocheting. that was a tough one for me as well but i worked at it (even though i wanted to drop kick it so bad) and after 3-4 days of the most frustration i’ve ever experienced, i FINALLY got it. maybe you can come back to it another time when you don’t want to murder it hahahaha
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I might try again. But I don’t think my brain and hands are meant to work together in this way.
Ummmmm I love that idea about the linkup! I wish I could go back and tell the 16 year old version of myself so much! I preach to all my teenage patients when they come in here instead 😉 Spit out my water F crocheting…. died…
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When I was a juvenile probation officer, I used to lecture my clients about stuff all the time. Especially the girls.
I have so much to say to my 16/17 year old self, too. I’m so excited for the linkup!
omg ‘fuck crocheting’ haha. good luck with your goals this month lady! i think ‘lose weight’ has been on my list for 15 years lol
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Lose weight is my life long goal. There was one point in my life, in my early-mid 20s it wasn’t because, you know, I actually lost it. Then it came back. And then some. So we start again.
I would be ALL over that link-up, girl!
Hooray! I can’t wait to read your notes!
We just did a post checking in on our progress on our 2014 resolutions…it’s a bit of a mixed bag for me, but the important thing is that we’re still trying! Love that link-up idea and can’t wait to participate!
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Exactly! As long as we keep trying, it’s a success!
Glad you’ll be participating!