Remember that viral video from a few years ago, Honey Badger Don’t Give a Shit? Today’s confessions is a complete ripoff of that and that’s why it’s title Jana Don’t Give a Shit. Because sometimes maybe I steal borrow great ideas. And I don’t give a shit.
Other things I don’t give a shit about:
- Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelor/The Bachelorette, any Real Housewives, or any of the litany of reality TV shows. Except Teen Mom. Bring that train wreck on!
- How much square footage your house is. Unless you’re living in one of those tiny houses or a mansion bigger than Delaware, it doesn’t matter to me.
- What the rain near your house sounds like. Seriously. It’s rain. We all know what sound it makes when it hits a building or house or the ground. You don’t need to share videos of it.
- Your cryptic Facebook status. Instead, post a sign that says “Pay attention to me!!!” At least I can appreciate your honesty while I’m not caring about you.
- What any celebrities wear, ever.
- Which celebrities are dating, which ones are procreating, and which ones are getting divorced.
- How much you paid for things. Unless you’re getting a great deal and you can share said deal. Or it’s some amazing, creative money saving tip. Then I care. Lots.
- Science fiction anything. Books, movies, Comic Con…all of it. And comic books are the worst because, let’s face it, they’re not really books. I don’t like lying. And calling something that’s not a book a book is straight up lying.
- People breastfeeding in public. It’s just boobs and the kid needs to eat. Deal with it (and I was a formula mom so there’s no underlying agenda here).
- What anyone thinks of my taste in books, clothes, music, home decor, TV shows, or movies. They’re not intended to make anyone else happy. They’re for me.
- How tired you are. We’re all tired. Same goes for busy. Quit bitching.
- Football. There is truly no way I could care less about it. Unless it’s hockey or basketball. Then I care less.
That’s pretty much the tip of the iceberg. Maybe it’s the first few layers. But I fear that if I keep going about shit I don’t care about then you’ll stop caring about this post and that would make me sad. So, let’s hear from you guys. What don’t you give a shit about?
Linking up with Kathy, as always.
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I can agree with all of this except Football and sometimes celebrities if they are on a show I watch all the time.
Our posts are opposites today. 🙂
Kelli recently posted…What Gives Me the Happy’s
i’m not a huge science fiction fan, but i did go to a comic con to meet Matt Smith and Karen Gillan and I dont really count doctor who as science fiction but i guess it is? comic books are not books. no.
I don’t know who they are. But when LOST was popular, I would have considered going to Comic Con for the LOST panel discussion. I have never seen Doctor Who but from what I know, it’s science fiction-like. Isn’t there some time traveling phone booth? That screams science fiction to me so no, thank you.
yeah I guess I am not quite sure on the science fiction thing. Yeah doctor who is about a time traveler (and his ‘ship’ is an old school police box) but its been around for 50 years and i guess i just dont see it as science fiction, but more as awesome. but i think you need to like british humour to like it 🙂 oh and the people i met at comic con were from doctor who 🙂
Kristen recently posted…Friday Faves
I agree with all of these and don’t give a shit about a single one…except football. Girl, I live in the SEC. These people breathe football and it is hard not to get caught up in it.
Nadine recently posted…Confessions
I can see how that might make it hard to avoid. I know someone who lives in Kentucky and they CLOSE SCHOOL for March Madness. What the hell?
Argh… the vaguebooking is the worst. I don’t care about making small talk. I know it makes me seem rude and antisocial, but honestly I don’t want to hear how my secretary’s weekend was on Monday morning.
Sarah @ Beauty School Dropout recently posted…I’m not dead yet!
Small talk makes me so uncomfortable. I’m not good at pretending I don’t care about that stuff.
It doesn’t make you seem rude at all because I’m the same way 🙂
The busy thing drives me crazy! There is a girl who was supposed to return an email to me with some info, but she said she was too busy to send it right now, meanwhile kept posting pictures of herself playing beach volleyball in the middle of the day. Let’s call it what it really is: you not wanting to respond to me. lol!
Tonya@Budget and the Beach recently posted…Five Things Freelancers Can Do When Work is Slow, Aside from Freak Out
It’s the same thing with texting. “Oh, I totally didn’t see your text”. Really? Because you tweeted about 75610 times and shared 16 IG photos. I know you looked at your phone. You’re not too busy. You lack manners.
Teh Megan doesn’t give a shit about: Outfits of the day… ever. No, that romper isn’t cute. You’re not 2, you’re 28, take it off. Some people’s kids!
Teh Megan recently posted…Humpday Confessions #13
I agree completely! A onesie on an adult is never cute unless it’s a really awesome set of footie pajamas.
How busy people are ranks up there with how tired people are… especially my coworkers. We’re all busy. We’re all tired. Deal with it.
Kate recently posted…This was my weekend
Exactly!!! If you’re tired, sleep more. If you’re busy, say no to somethings. I can’t stand how busy and tired are seen as a badge of honor.
The vague status on Facebook drives me crazy and why I mostly am never on Facebook anymore. We are all busy!
I’m so sick of vague FB statuses. Either give details or shut up. There is no middle ground.
So, anytime it rains here (Metro-Phoenix, AZ area), which is a rare treat, my facebook feed is flooded with pictures and updates about the rain. Plus, a sprinkle warrants BREAKING NEWS. I kid you not the entire news cast is centered around the rain. It’s rather hilarious how much I don’t care.
I agree with enough of your list to keep our friendship intact because you know I how I feel about football.
Jenniemarie @ Another Housewife recently posted…The Truth About Parenting
Where I live is very rainy at times and we’ll still have entire newscasts devoted to rain. Or snow. Or heat. You’d think we have nothing going on except crime and weather.
Yes, I know how you feel about football. You care enough for the both of us 🙂
Just ditto me for most things. Except I don’t mind knowing celebrity shit.
SMD @ Life According to Steph recently posted…Things I can’t resist
The sad thing is, I know it because if you go on Twitter or FB at all during the day, it’s in your face and inescapable. So I know it. But I don’t care about it.
YES to all of that!
I dont give a shit about couples doing weird (see cliche) things at their weddings…The news fb page post some ridiculous ‘news’ articles.
brittney recently posted…Top 3/ confessions
Couples doing cliched stuff at their wedding doesn’t bother me because they’re so excited about getting married. And I’d like to know just how FB picks what news stories to share because most of it is crap. And not news.
Football is the actual worst. I can’t follow along to save my life. I’d truly rather watch videos of rain hitting someone’s house.
Amanda recently posted…Rubber Duckies and Raunchy Music
I understand the game but all the penalties and shit just make it annoying to follow. When my husband watches the games, I read or bake. Or nap. Better use of my time.
Yes, yes, and yes.. except to I do care about the Seahawks winning or losing 😀
Kenzie Smith recently posted…Guilty Pleasures
I think if maybe I had a team I cared about, football would have meaning to me. But I don’t.
Omw,women who breastfeed in public freak me out… why don’t you try to be discreet about it? lol
Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions recently posted…OCD Confessions {Link Up #9}
It doesn’t bother me. Sometimes you can’t plan when a kid is going to be hungry and you just have to roll with it.
i’m going to steal this idea from you because i need a blog post and i have zero ideas okthanksbye.
also – breastfeeding in public is a big deal? no one around here even bats an eye.
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
kathy@vodka and soda recently posted…humpday confessions [7-16]
Happy to have you steal it!
Breastfeeding in public is a huge controversy. People get all up in arms because OMGBOOBS!!! It’s quite ridiculous.
Football is boring.
I watch a lot of the reality shows you watch. And Teen Mom.
Amber recently posted…Things That Annoy Me Thursday: My Honda Insight Not Starting!
Teen Mom is actually only one of 2 reality shows I do watch. I have never seen an episode of The Bachelor or a Real Housewives.