Wednesday confessions. Let’s do it.
Tomorrow is my 37th birthday. I love my birthday. Like, a lot. I am extremely possessive of it and I hate sharing it with anyone and anything. It’s my day, dammit. Which is why, this year, I am incredibly annoyed that my daughter’s last day of school is also tomorrow. And you know what? #noshame
Which is the theme of today’s confessions. All the things I have #noshame. Like:
- Rocking the hell out to Hootie and the Blowfish whenever I hear them on the radio. Also hairbands. And NKOTB. With the windows rolled down.
- Fangirling over all things Muppets
- Hiding people I can’t stand on Facebook because I’m too passive aggressive to unfriend them
- Running like this
- Pretending I have a raging case of diarrhea so I can get a break from my family but really I’m reading Buzzfeed or Mashable or watching YouTube
- Hate reading blogs because I am judgmental and the authors bring it on themselves (I won’t post links but will be happy to share if you ask)
- Not doing any work of any kind during the day and watching TV the whole time instead
- Using a spoon to taste whatever I’m cooking and then using that exact spoon to finish cooking. Without washing it.
- Crop dusting. When you gotta fart, you gotta fart. Better to spread it around.
- Wanting to punch someone who tells me they hate something I love. Or makes fun of it. And then plotting revenge.
What do you have #noshame about? Share and confess!
Linking up with Kathy at Vodka and Soda
farting is the most hilarious thing ever. sometimes i’ll let one rip in bed and then i’ll turn to my husband and with a dead serious look on my face say “make love to me”. then i’ll crack up and he’ll be “what’s wrong with you?” LOL
kathy@vodka and soda recently posted…humpday confessions [6-4]
I do that, except I’ll say “how hot am I” and he’s all “what died in your ass?”
Hootie and hair bands will never go out of style for me, NEVER!!!
I’ll ask which blogs you hate, I love a good blog bitch session now and then.
I hide my family on Facebook, you can’t delete family but sometimes you need to mute them.
Kelli recently posted…Mount Stance and Other Confessions
HAIR BANDS ARE MY FAVORITE!!! Seriously, I love them way more than a person should.
I don’t hide my family because they’re not very active but I do have some friends I just cannot stand and mute is my favorite thing.
hahaha you’re a bathroom escapee.
I hate read blogs too.
If I’m not cooking for people outside of my house, I reuse spoons that I taste with.
SMD @ Life According to Steph recently posted…Sometimes I’m just not going to be nice
I must know what blogs you hate read. I’m always looking for something new to hate.
And I look at it more as a bathroom refugee. It’s where I grant myself asylum before I’m actually committed to one.
um yes please share the blogs that you judge, unless its me, then no thank you. lol
yes to the spoon thing. haha! i get irrationally mad when people dont like something i love, or i used to love. i worked at mcdonalds (at home! not here) for 5 years back in the day and it was an amazing first job and the company is awesome (way better than here) and even though its different here, and i dont eat mcdonalds, i get really mad when people talk shit about them. even though i talk equal shit. lol.
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It’s totally not you. It’s one I’ve been hate reading for years. I’ve only just found you 🙂
I didn’t realize McDonald’s was so different in Australia. Interesting…
And also, it’s fine for you to talk shit about things you love. It is NOT okay for others.
haha so funny! I get so confused when people don’t love something I love… its like whaaaat???
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I really don’t understand it. I mean, my taste is impeccable!
Girl, we are music soul mates, I swear!! HOOTIE HOOTIE HOOTIE!!! I totally saw them in concert and it was the BEST thing ever. I even stood in the rain for it for awhile, so you know my love runs deep!
When people don’t love something I love, I sort of take offense to it. Also, I feel sorry that they aren’t as cool as me. And then I realize just more for me to enjoy!
My husband crop dusts the shit out of everywhere we go. I know it immediately when I smell it and take off running.
LOL I am passive aggressive on Facebook too!
Nadine recently posted…Confessions
I never got to see them in concert. So sad, I know.
If someone doesn’t like something I love, I definitely think they’re not as cool and that maybe something is a little wrong with them. I clearly have the best taste ever.
Yes. I now totally want to read the blogs you referenced. Bring it on. I have a mean judgmental streak that needs to be fed asap.
-Kate
http://www.theflorkens.com
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I am so judgmental at times. It’s like a sport. And I am an Olympian.
HAHAH I love hiding a FB ”friends” feed all together! And fan girling over the Muppets are always acceptable in my book lol! Great post! 🙂 XO
Lisa,xo
Lisa recently posted…Humpday Confessions
The Muppets are one of my favorite things ever!
It is such a relief to get rid of a “friend”, isn’t it?
I will use the same spoon if I am cooking for myself. Farts make me laugh, though the smelly ones are gross. Just the sound. Haha!
Kerry recently posted…Watermelon Pineapple Salsa
I’m like a 9 year old boy when it comes to farts. I laugh hysterically at them. #noshame!
YES! My birthday is MY holiday. Most people don’t get it, and I don’t get that they don’t get it. 🙂
Marcie recently posted…the day i became a real runner
How can they NOT get it?! Something is clearly wrong with them.
I run like that for a hot second but then I slowly start lagging until I’m essentially crawling. Why is running so hard? I think you should inform the school they need to delay the end so your birthday isn’t shared. And love hate reads- do share.
Kate recently posted…Humpday Confessions
Running is so hard yet I hate it a little less each time I do it. I used to do Zumba all the time but it started to hurt my feet and ankles way too much. I’m am the world’s slowest running but #noshame.
I always want someone to plan me a surprise party for my birthday and no one ever will. #noonelovesme
I totally taste test with the utensils I’m cooking with, even if its not just for me or my household. All the germs are gonna get cooked out and if not, I have healthy germs.
I don’t mind when people don’t love the same things as me, but when they have missed something that was HUGEEEE I happily let them know that I’m uncertain of their existence until they fulfill the life requirement (i.e. watching “The End of the World” on youtube)
Teh Megan recently posted…Humpday Confessions #7
I feel the same way about the germs. Fuck it, they’ll get cooked out. If alcohol burns off, why won’t germs?
That’s my logic and I’m sticking to it.
I love that you shout of your love for crop dusting from the mountaintops! This… this is why I love ya!
Happy early birfday!
P.S. I obvs need to know which posts you meant, haha!
I’m too old for shame. I used to be embarrassed but now? Whatever.
hahahahahahaha this was perfect! I totally do that with cooking and Mark called me out the other day and I was like “honestly I mean I share your fork what’s the difference???” Oh send me some links. Best part of working in a hospital….lots of corridor space for dusting 😉
Not only lots of corridor space, there’s lots of people to blame it on, too. Even better!