Earlier this week, I chaperoned my daughter’s first grade class trip to a gunpowder factory turned pioneer times museum (serious question– what do you call the people who lived on the East Coast during Westward Expansion? You know, those who stayed and worked at a DuPont gunpowder factory instead of exploring the frontier?). Unlike most elementary school field trips, this one was actually interesting. Particularly due to the fact that a) I heart American history and b) this project.
The timing could not have been any better. And maybe I geeked out a little bit. And maybe I was sad that my phone died and I couldn’t take a ton of pictures to share with you guys. But what I can share with you are 5 things I am so glad we no longer have to use:
- Quill pens. Of course writing with a feather dipped in ink sounds like a good time but in reality, it’s a messy pain in the ass. You need to dip the feather about 76 times to get enough ink and then it drips everywhere instead so you have to blot it but then there’s almost no ink left. Also, if you don’t hold the quill properly, you can’t write shit. So, to quill pens I say good riddance and bring me a gel ink pen!
- Chamber pots. How do I even begin to describe the ways I’m glad that these horrible pee pots have gone away? Just seeing the thing made me cringe and say a little prayer of thanks for indoor plumbing. Chamber pots are probably the only thing I find worse than an outhouse and should I ever decide to live like an actual pioneer, I will probably hold it in the entire time. And back then, it was the kids’ job to empty them and honestly, I just can’t do that to my daughter. Or anyone really. Just say no to chamber pots.
- Tight, narrow, spiral stairs of death. I’m not sure that the house we were in is entirely reflective of all East Coast homes of that time, but if they were, holy shit did those people have some coordination. This was the narrowest, steepest staircase I have ever climbed. Ever. As I walked up the stairs from the kitchen to the attic, two thoughts crossed my mind: One, how did these people navigate these stairs in the dark and/or drunk; and two, man, they must have been skinny. Nothing like a tightly wound staircase to keep your figure trim.
- A washtub and wringer. Let me clear– I loathe laundry. It is my nemesis of household chores and if I had all the money in the world and wasn’t so damn picky, this is the first thing I would outsource. But when I looked at the washtub, cheese grater looking scrubber, and medieval torture device looking wringer, not to mention the all purpose soap, I wanted to go home and hug my washer and dryer. I could not imagine doing laundry for my family of 3 on that, let alone a larger family. What a huge, time consuming pain in the ass. The smell of fresh air dried laundry might be delightful but the cumbersome, pioneer process to get it? Not so much.
- A water pump. Not only did it bring us the ability to pee indoors but indoor plumbing made the water pump obsolete. Thankfully. I could not imagine having to haul my ass outdoors, several times a day, just to get a bucket of water. Sure, I’d probably have an army of kids to help lessen that chore but I can only imagine how much longer it made the laundry process. And cooking. And washing. I sort of understand now why they only bathed once a week. I would, too, if that’s how I had to get my water.
While there are many, many principles and items I’d keep from the mid to late1800s, these are not on that list. Modern conveniences FTW!
What would you get rid of?
kathy @ vodka and soda says
i’m the same as you – i LOATHE laundry but compared to those times when you had to wash by hand, i will throw a party for my washer and dryer weekly!!
-kathy
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Jana says
True story.
I don’t wash anything by hand unless it is an extreme emergency. That’s what the “hand wash/delicates” setting is for, right?
Jenniemarie @ Another Housewife says
Having recently been without a dryer and having to use the laundromat, I am aware of just how spoiled we are with our advancements. However, I still loathe laundry.
When I was growing up our next door neighbors had a washtub and wringer in their backyard they used to do laundry. It was the mid 80’s!!!
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Jana says
I can’t even imagine why they would do that. I’m all for line drying but your neighbors went way too far. That is insanity.
Kerry says
Just say no to chamber pots!! Gross!!
Jana says
Epitome of disgusting.
SMD @ Life According to Steph says
The spiral stairs of death. GOOD RIDDANCE.
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Jana says
Nightmare. Big, giant, swirly nightmare. I could not live with them in my house, too many fears of falling.
Sarah @ Beauty School Dropout says
The spiral stairs of death sound very strange. Maybe they took up less room? Who knows. So… my mom grew up really poor in a family of 10 kids on a farm in the Ozarks, and she actually remembers before they had running water in the house. They had to cross the road (county highway, actually) to get to the outhouse and they used “bedpans” at night. Gah… can you imagine?
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Jana says
I want to spend an afternoon talking to your mom. So many questions about her childhood. So interesting.
Lisa H. says
My mom had a clothesline in the back yard when I was growing up. So we got both the ease of a washer (yay, ’cause I’d have hated doing laundry the old fashioned way) and, for things like sheets and towels, the perk of fresh-smelling laundry hung outside to dry. Win! And my boys are gross enough with toilets. I can’t even IMAGINE those two with chamberpots. GAG.
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Jana says
I don’t to want to imagine that either. Awful.
Kristin says
Have you read The Wilder Life? Sorry if you’ve mentioned it here! But it is a terrific book and she makes her own butter on her journey to become like LIW. Apparently it’s not that difficult!
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Jana says
It’s actually on my pioneer reading list. I have something pinned that makes making your own butter seem pretty easy. I have it planned as a spring break project with my daughter.