Yay for Friday! And the start to a long weekend! Which is made even longer with my daughter having today and Monday off from school. Nothing like a 4 day weekend 2 weeks before summer break starts. Because everyone needs a small break before an 11 week one, right?

Favorite song
I had a hard time choosing one because too many good songs. But I have a major obsession with Halestorm, and Lzzy Hale is just plain badass, so I went with one of theirs, Freak Like Me. Have a listen while you read the rest of the post:
Someone I follow on Pinterest pinned a post “9 Frugal Things I Did Last Month” and I am not above stealing good ideas so I am using it for this, a new regular weekly favorite I’ll be adding. This week, my favorite frugal thing was taking advantage of my free 30 day trial for Amazon Fire TV. I can’t wait to figure that shit out. And, living near an Amazon shipping facility is awesome because things get here fast. Like one day fast. It’s pretty spectacular.
Favorite funny #1
Tiny Vulgar Unicorn wins the internet this week. Maybe even this month. I don’t even know how to describe this except to show you (warning: it might be offensive but it is freaking hilarious). And make sure to read the rest when you’re done.
Favorite funny #2
Because farts are always funny. ALWAYS. And it also just occurred to me that I inadvertently made a shit joke as a prelude to introducing farts. I’m almost proud of that.

Thanks for the shout out!
I’m going to look for that Johnson’s product at lunch.
I love the fart chart, but the tiny vulgar unicorn wins.
SMD @ Life According to Steph recently posted…Friday Five x2: Summer Favorites
Tiny Vulgar Unicorn wins everything.
I hope you love the lotion. The best part is that your skin feels hydrated hours after you use it.
The fart chart is hilarious, the gut honk is my favorite right on target.
I want summer break, it’s unfair they take them away after college. You’re really just old enough to start appreciating them.
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I died laughing when I read the gut honk.
Adult summer break would be amazing!!! Totally agree with you.
oh my gosh the fart chart, dying! summer break, i wish!
Kristen recently posted…Friday Faves
The fart chart is so hilariously accurate I can’t stand it.
Ahhh I need that lotion right now! You are going to have to answer to my husband as to why I am purchasing it this weekend. Ok? OK!
Ummmm hell yes to Tiny Unicorn!
Farts really are always funny.
Are you bitching about 4 days off? Really?
Hope you have a great weekend!!!!!
Nadine recently posted…Friday Five Favorites
Love Halestorm, we are musical spirit animals! The Unicorn is funny but the fart chart wins! Farts are always funny.
Kerry recently posted…You Are Looking Good
We are musical twins! I love it 🙂
I have a picture of a farting unicorn. I should post that, too.
That unicorn is too cute! Love it!
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You need to see the rest of the pics. So funny.
I love that song and the fart chart……I am dying and not going to lie really read all of it 😉 Thanks so much for linking up!!!! xoxoxo
I love this linkup so much. Thanks for hosting 🙂
I love that it identifies every fart possible. Every. One.
I’m ALWAYS on the hunt for a good new lotion! My skin seriously gets so dry it looks like those fake close-ups they show that are actually pictures of a desert! haha
And you’re right… farts ARE always funny!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
I have crazy dry skin, too, and this makes that all go away. And it’s like $4, too. I’d pay more for it, it’s that good.
I also have trouble finding a good body lotion. Even coconut oil didn’t work as well as I thought it would. I wonder what Laura Ingalls used?