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The Townhouse Pioneer Kitchen Diaries: Margarita Guacamole

April 29, 2014 by Jana 8 Comments

Over the weekend, I posted on the Townhouse Pioneer Facebook page that I both eliminated food waste and made due with what I had on hand (two important pioneer values) by substituting margarita mix for olive oil in a recipe for guacamole. My friend Jenniemarie asked for the recipe, I told her I’d post it so here we go.

Oh, quick side note–I have no picture because it was a last minute substitution/decision. Also, guacamole is ugly. Delicious. But ugly.

Townhouse Pioneer Easy Margarita Guacamole
Ingredients:
2 ripe avocados, peeled and pitted
1/4-1/2 tsp salt
Juice from 1/2 lemon
1/2 tbsp jarred chopped garlic (can substitute with fresh. I don’t. I’m lazy. You can also use less if you don’t like garlic)
1/2 tbsp margarita mix (no tequila. Although I might try it next time)
Optional: finely chopped red onion, diced tomatoes

Directions:
1. Mash the avocados with salt and lemon juice
2. Add the remaining ingredients
3. Serve with crackers, chips, on thick, crusty bread or eat with a spoon from the bowl. Your call.

Note: guacamole browns pretty quickly so you’re going to want to eat this within 2 days. It probably won’t last that long but just in case.

The original recipe I ordinarily make would use olive oil instead of the margarita mix, and it also calls for fresh cilantro but I didn’t have any so I just left it out. It tasted just fine.

So that’s it. Simple, easy, and delicious. I recommend it.

How do you make guacamole?

Filed Under: Cooking, Life, Recipes Tagged With: living the life, pioneer traits, recipes

Make your own mending basket

April 28, 2014 by Jana 14 Comments

One of the most essential pioneer skills is sewing. Without sewing, the pioneers would be naked, cold, have no curtains to separate rooms or block the sunlight, and a big part of their socialization would disappear (quilting bees, for instance, provided pioneers with a practical social outlet. And, not only that, they pooled their resources in terms of manpower and materials to get things done). 

All of that would suck. 

Which is why I picked sewing as one of the skills I would focus on for this project. Thanks to home ec in middle school, I already knew how to sew a button and a seam (which has come in handy on many, many occasions) and I recently remembered that I know how to sew throw pillows as well. That’s it, though. I cannot sew anything else. I’m working on it, though, and I’ll share many of my disasters attempts as I work through them. 

However, for today, we’re going to focus on mending. Mending is essential to the pioneer value of frugality as well as the making due with what you have. Sometimes, we’re so quick to throw something away because of a small hole or a missing button that we forget how easy it is to fix with the right materials. If you don’t know how to sew, YouTube is ridiculously helpful for learning how to do things like sew a button. And I don’t know about you, but when I find a pair of jeans that finally fits right, I don’t want to have to look for another pair simply because the button fell off or the hem starts to fall out. I’d rather take a few minutes and fix what I have because this also means I don’t have to shop (which I utterly detest). 

If you’ve read the Little House or any other pioneer life books (fiction or nonfiction), you’ll read (a lot) about mending baskets. They’re the most convenient way to keep all of your mending supplies in one place so when you do need to fix something, you just have to find one box instead of 42 separate items. If you don’t want to create a mending basket, you can buy one of those sewing kits that has a few types of thread, needles, and a small tape measure. That’ll work, too. For today’s post, though, we’re going to take a peak at what I keep in my basket because I wanted a little more than the premade kit. 

This is what my mending basket (well, box, really) looks like:

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In case you can’t tell what everything is, I have a bunch of different colored thread, some marking pencils for hems, pins to hold stuff in place, and a whole bunch of needles. Then I put all of that stuff–which I purchased at Michael’s for probably less than $15–in a plastic box I found at the dollar store. 

I also have this stuff, too, as well as an entire box of buttons and snaps I’ve collected over the years (you know how when you buy a button down shirt and it comes with extra buttons? I hoard those in an old perfume tin):

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Having these supplies on hand has saved my ass (and my wallet) on more than one occasion. I’ve been able to fix so many items from blankets to doll clothes to jackets. And, having these basic skills, means I have the foundation to work on bigger projects. 

If you’re interested in starting your own mending basket, here’s a quick shopping list:

shopping list

Quick cheat: I put hem tape on the list. If you don’t trust your sewing skills, there’s iron-on hem tape you can use instead. You’ll still have to measure and pin, but no sewing involved. Just a bit of ironing. 

So that’s it. That’s all you need to do to create your own mending basket. And if you shop at Michael’s to buy your stuff, they usually have coupons so you can save even more money. 

Good luck!

Filed Under: Life, Pioneer Project, Sewing Tagged With: homemaking, living the life, pioneer traits

Friday Five of my favorite things

April 25, 2014 by Jana 14 Comments

 I’m taking another Friday off from being all pioneer like to bring you some of my favorite things about modern life. Next week, all the pioneer goodness will return, including a how-to on making your own mending box and our first book club discussion (on Wednesday, complete with linkup and Facebook discussion so be sure to like The Townhouse Pioneer on FB to take part in that):

 

Favorite thing #1:  Trying to pick my favorite song is near impossible but right now, I’d have to say it’s “Lola Montez” by Volbeat. I genuinely cannot get enough of this song and I might listen to it more than a normal person should listen to a song on any given day. I could not find a good video to share with you so I had to use this one. It’s from a festival performance, the lead singer is horribly sweaty, and there are obligatory crowd shots. If you have to, just let the video run and listen to the song while you read the rest of the post: 

 

Favorite thing #2: Essie Mojito Madness. I normally shy away from green nail polish because it reminds me of fungus and really, who wants to look at their fingers or toes and think of fungus? Not this gal. But on a whim, I bought this color and I. Love. It. My nails look like complete crap right now but when they grow (and stop splitting like they don’t know what else to do), it’s the color I’m putting on.

mojito_madness

Favorite thing #3: Taylor Kinney. Sure, the fact that he’s dating Lady Gaga makes me question his judgement (nothing to do with her looks. But she paid someone to puke on her. What the fuck?) but when you look like this, it’s easy to forgive. Plus, Chicago Fire is totally my guilty pleasure show.

Chicago Fire - Season Pilot

Favorite thing #4: Fitness Blender. For reasons that we can talk about another day, I am putting my gym membership on hold. As a result, I need to find all kinds of new things to do. Like use the treadmill in my basement. But I need to do some strength training and free weights on my own don’t cut it. I spent some time on YouTube looking for good at home workouts and found this husband and wife team and their little business. The videos are completely free (both on YouTube and their website), there are dozens of them, they range in length from quick to really, really long, and there’s a variety of types of workouts and intensity. Can’t beat that. 

Favorite thing #5: Yesterday was my 10 year wedding anniversary. Apparently it’s traditionally the tin/aluminum anniversary and my husband decided to stick with it. So he got me this vintage tin Muppets lunch box. As a Muppets fanatic since I can remember, this was the most perfect gift I could have gotten. 

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What are some of your favorite things? 

 

Linking up today with the Northeast Bloggers and Amanda from Meet at the Barre

Friday FiveFriday Favorites

Filed Under: Life, Random thoughts Tagged With: Bloggers, random

The Pioneer Kitchen Diaries: Homemade Butter

April 23, 2014 by Jana 14 Comments

It’s been awhile since I posted an actual project update. That’s mainly because I’ve been too lazy to work on any but this week, I decided I’d had enough of that. And also it’s spring break so I figured my daughter and I could kill spend an hour or two working on one.

I went through my Pinterest board of projects ideas and settled on a fairly simple and relatively inexpensive one–homemade butter. The timing was perfect, too, as I’m finishing up Little House in the Big Woods for next week’s book club discussion and Laura painfully details the butter making process. So it worked for ease, theme, and cost.

Since I don’t own butter churn and have absolutely no desire to ever own one, I used the instructions for making butter in a stand-up mixer (which I only have courtesy of my mother-in-law’s hand me down). I opted out of coloring the butter orange like they did in the book because shredding a carrot and combining it with boiling milk sounded like unnecessary work and more dishes to clean. Yellow butter works just fine for me.

Here’s what I did:

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  1. Ingredients–3/4 tsp salt, 1 quart heavy cream
  2. My daughter making a rare appearance on the blog as my helper pouring the cream into the mixing bowl
  3. The butter starting to form and separate from the milk.
  4. The mess that happens even if you use a towel and cover the mixer because towels have a limit on how much they can absorb.

Not pictured: the whipped cream phase that happens before the cream turns to butter, draining the buttermilk through a colander and rinsing the butter. Not sure why this last one is necessary but the directions said to do it and I did. Also not pictured are my disgusting, greasy hands.

After you mix everything up (takes about 20 minutes and you need to check it fairly frequently), you get butter that sticks to the paddle and buttermilk in the bottom of the bowl. Then you drain the milk through the strainer and it looks like this. Right now, it’s stored in a glass container in my fridge and if you have a recipe that involves buttermilk so I can use it up, please share.


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This is the actual butter. After I washed it and rung out what was left of the buttermilk, it was kind of like a butter ball. I left it in a lump as I saw no need to mold the butter into anything fancy because I don’t care about that shit. And aesthetics mean nothing when you make butter that actually tastes like butter. Which I did, y’all.


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This project was amazingly easy, albeit messier than I would have liked. Next time, I’ll still use the towel but lower the speed to prevent splatter and decrease the mess (and by extension, clean up time). And as far as cost, it’s really no more expensive ($4.49 for a quart if heavy cream at Walmart) than buying a pound of already made butter. 

I cannot imagine having to do this with a butter churn. I completely understand how it took them all day to do.  Before I was all “how the fuck did it take them all day? This is so easy! How slow did they move?” But now, having done it myself, I get it. I saw the effort my badass stand up mixer had to put forth to get it done. And just letting it go for the 20 minutes or so before I had to rinse, separate and mold felt like it took an eternity. Having to do it with my own strength and patience? Forget it that. My family would never eat butter.But if you have a stand-up mixer or even an electric hand mixer, I’d recommend giving this a try. 

Oh, and the butter lasts about 4 weeks. I think. I’ll let you know in 4 weeks. 

Have you ever made homemade butter? Did you follow similar directions?

Filed Under: Cooking, Home Decorating, Life, Recipes Tagged With: food, homemaking, living the life, projects

Back In My Day: Relationships edition

April 22, 2014 by Jana 18 Comments

Today I’m linking up with Life According to Steph and some of her friends for a discussion of what things were like back in my day. Since I always do some sort of anniversary themed post this time of year, I figured I’d talk about how different things were when my husband and I first starting dating.

SMD's Blog

 

In two days, my husband and I will celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary. While that’s an accomplishment in and of itself, what’s even more amazing is the fact that we have been together for 17 1/2 years. That’s a long fucking time, especially when you consider the fact that we’ll both be 37 this year (for those doing the math, we started dating when we were both 19 and sophomores in college. The year? 1996.)

 It amazes me just how much has changed over the last 17-18 years, particularly for dating and relationships. Because back in my day:

  • Meeting someone on the brand new internet was not commonplace. It was creepy and weird, and definitely not something you talked about. Instead you met them through friends or at a party or in detention or carrying a watermelon.
  • When you wanted to stalk your crush, you had to do it like a normal person–learning his school schedule, attending his sporting event as a “spectator”, calling his house and hanging up, trying to befriend his friends. You didn’t troll his Twitter or Instagram feed.
  • Speaking of pictures, if you did something stupid, you didn’t have to worry about pictures of that shit winding up everywhere (contrary to what 80s and 90s teen movies have you believe) and your significant other/crush seeing it. You kept it on lockdown, sharing it when appropriate and maybe not even then.
  • Also with pictures, wasn’t one of the best parts of the beginning of a relationship seeing that person’s photo albums? There was just something a lot more intimate about sifting through an oversized and overstuffed photo album rather than a phone. 

someecards.com - I'm happy we're at a point in our relationship where you have told me about all the things I had already read about you on the internet.

  • You actually had to get to know a person through questions and conversations and first dates were awkward. Really, painfully awkward. Unless you did some really great pre-first date recon (or were friends first), you didn’t know shit about the other person. Facebook has completely ruined that experience.
  • When you decided where your relationship was going, you did so through a conversation, not a Facebook status change or profile picture update. 
  • Long distance relationships were exhausting. Letters and scheduled and timed phone calls (you know, because long distance rates were a bitch), maybe seeing each other once or twice every few months or so. You kids with your Skype and email and gchat don’t know how easy you have it.
  • Wedding proposals were not slick, professional produced videos designed to go viral. They were sweet and nice and to the point. And private.
  • And lastly, any of these would have done as my boyfriend (for what it’s worth, I would still not turn down Matt Damon):

back in my day collage
What did I miss? How were relationships back in your day?

 

 

Filed Under: Life, Random thoughts Tagged With: Bloggers, linkups, random

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