No matter where you live, no matter what you do for a living, no matter how much money you may or may not have, there is one person we have all met. You don’t always know that he is coming and often, he’s in disguise. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he shows up, ready to reveal himself. And the reveal usually takes place in unexpected situations. Because that’s a typical characteristic of…
The asshole.
We’ve all, at one point or another, met a giant asshole. He might be at work, he might be in your family, he might be the customer in line behind you at the grocery store. But we’ve all met him. He’s rude, arrogant, obnoxious, condescending, and, worst of all, kind of dumb. Sadly, he doesn’t know these things and falsely assumes that there’s something wrong with everyone else because there’s no possible way it can be him.
The asshole also thinks that he is the most important person in the room/building/store/world, which makes his sense of entitlement that much stronger. This belief leads him to act in atrocious ways towards everyone he deems beneath him (which, in his mind, is everyone) and how someone like this can look at his own reflection in a mirror and go to bed with a clear conscience just boggles my mind.
But I guess it is not for me to understand the inner psychological workings of an asshole. It is just for me to deal with.
However, contrary to the asshole’s primary belief system, acting in that manner is not the best way to get things done (sorry, any assholes reading this. It’s true). Since this is a personal finance site, let’s focus for a minute on the many ways in which being an asshole can actually hurt a person financially:
Promotions at work.
Many assholes are very productive at work. The desire to outdo everyone and prove that he is the greatest worker around is very strong. And that kind of work ethic is great! Who doesn’t want to work with someone who is superproductive and great at finishing his work on time (or early!)? When I was in an office, I certainly did. Unfortunately, the asshole makes the working environment so unpleasant that when it comes time for promotions, his reputation may precede him, leaving him left out in the cold when a higher paying position becomes available. Because while everyone is willing to tolerate a mid-level asshole worker, no one wants him in charge.
Dealing with customer service.
Things get screwed up. It happens. A bill is wrong, a product is defective, a meal is too cold or contains a vile ingredient that we distinctly asked NOT to be in the food. In all of these instances, you are going to need someone else’s assistance. In all of these instances, it behooves you to be nice. By being nice when a mistake has been made, I have received money off bills, free food, new products…all good things, right? But I have witnessed people being assholes in all of these instances and it has never, ever worked in their favor. Sure, they might bully the people into giving them something but it’s never as much as if they had been nice in the first place.
Getting help from friends and family.
Who among us hasn’t, at one time or another, needed the help of friends or family on a project? Whether it’s moving, painting a room, babysitting, or just general assistance, we’ve all called on friends or family for a little help. We do so because asking for that kind of help is cheaper than hiring a professional. In fact, many finance experts advocate bartering services with friends and family for just that reason. But no one wants to help an asshole (unless, of course, the asshole is also a bully. In which case, the asshole will probably just bully you into helping him, making you think he’s an even bigger asshole). So he is left to either pay someone or do it himself. That can get expensive.
Creating friendships.
No one wants to be friends with an asshole. They are horrible to be around, mainly because you have to listen to their narcissistic rantings, holier than thou attitude and general disdain for everyone and everything they feels is beneath them. An asshole is negative, annoying, and full of general unpleasantness. In short, if an asshole is at a party, it’s because the host takes pity on him. Actually, now that I think about it, most assholes don’t have any friends because no one wants them around. So, they develop expensive, ridiculous habits that eat away at money that probably should be saved for a rainy day. Or the day they actually get a friend. Because the only thing worse than an asshole is a broke asshole.
Most of us have our asshole moments. I know I do. It’s hard to be perfect all the time. But for those who are assholes all the time, it has more than just a negative effect on your personal life. It affects your financial life, too.
Just something to think about.
L Bee and the Money Tree says
awesome post! I especially advocate for no assholes in the workplace.
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TB at BlueCollarWorkman says
Except for one thing…sometimes they DO get promotions at work becuase they’re so loud and asshole-y that HR people just don’t want to deal with them anymore! So they don’t!They just go, “yeah fine, you get a promotion…now get out of my office!”
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Jana says
Yes, you’re right. That does happen. Probably more often than it should, which is just a damn shame.
Michelle @ See Debt Run says
I’m generally not an asshole…but when I had a guy come over a few weeks ago to assess our 1 year old refrigerator door to see if it would be covered by the extended warranty or not…and he said “sorry, it looks as if someone broke the door, and damage by excessive force is not covered” I could’ve killed him. He’s lucky ALL I did was cuss at him and thank him for stopping by to lie and steal food from my baby! lmao….I was pissed. What can I say? :p The part that really stinks is that after we appealed it and needed a refrigerator repairman to come by and install it, the guy I yelled at…his company had the best prices in town. Damn! lol. So, I try to be nice now.
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Jana says
I think we all have our asshole moments, Michelle. I had one last week towards a debt collector (for a debt that is not mine. Or even belongs to people I know). I couldn’t help it. But the main point is that overall, neither you nor I are assholes. We know how to be nice to people.
Unless we’re pushed. Or pissed. But it happens.
bogofdebt says
I worked for a call center for Pizza Hut once and will attest that if a customer was being plain nasty and rude, they were given a lot less then if you called up and were calm and nice.
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Jana says
Thank you for that affirmation. Food service workers are at the top of my list of people I will never been an asshole towards. Mainly because they handle my food.
Christa says
I worked with an asshole disguised as a funny person. Everyone loved her and flocked toward her, but the minute they turned their back to her, she was complaining about them in some kind of funny way. Eventually, I realized that she was poisonous to me and my career, but not until I fell into her trap. Grrr…assholes…
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Jana says
Oh, those people are the worst. They make you think they’re not assholes and then…slap! Right in the face! I’ve been on the receiving end of that a number of times.
Jordann says
Awesome post! I’m lucky enough that I can’t think of a real asshole in my life at the moment, but I’ve definitely known a few!
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Jana says
Jordann, I have a few that I’d be more than happy to get rid of. So if you’re interested, just let me know and I’ll send them your way 🙂
Agatha says
This is freaking hilarity and SO true. I grew up hearing that all rich people were assholes, but over the years I met plenty of poor assholes as well. So I’ve come to realize being an asshole has little to do with your bank account. But aren’t we all just happier NOT acting like assholes to each other? I know I am
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Jessica, The Debt Princess says
UGH I married an Asshole!! He was an asshole when I dated him but I was too stupid to pay attention and just laughed it off. Years later his assholish ways got worse. He’ll always be an asshole. Assholes at his caliber do not change!
I have never typed the word asshole so much in one paragraph, thank you for the opportunity! 🙂
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