Now that I’m 40 I think it might be time to write my memoir. After all, I have a few decades of experience to share along with some wisdom and knowledge and truth bombs (that’s the term the kids are using these days, right?).
But what to name it? I have a few working titles:
Where’d I Park My Car?: A Life in 50 Parking Lots
Inspiration: My Life Between Sneezes
Hiding in the Bathroom: 47 Ways to Get Some Damn Peace
I Conquered Laundry Mountain: Great Achievements of the 90s-Now
That’s Where That Went!: Things I’ve Found in My Bra
Sure, I Like Her (and Other Lies I’ve Told)
I’m Not a Joiner: Tips for Avoiding the PTA
Wear Those Pants All Week and Don’t Wash Your Hair: A Style Guide for Moms
Cereal, Grilled Cheese, and Chips: A Weeknight Cookbook
What do you think? What would you name your memoir?